MEN for sale ----> sub4santa money

Alas. Another year has come and today was the day for the

MEN AUCTION


now I realize that sounds like male prostitution...well it sorta is. Utah Mormon style. Hence why there will never be a girls auction. *bleh*


Alright. so the group I wanted to 'buy' was the
GENTLEMAN'S CLUB.


for some odd reason, they started that group of boys at $50
$50-some random girl
$55-me
$60-random girl
$65-me
$67-random girl
$70-me
$75-random girl
$80-me
$85-random girl
$90-me
$100-random girl (including gasps in the crowd)
$110-me
Auctioneer: going once going twice SOLD
random girl: wait! $120!
me:screams of death.


My limit of money was $120.
I sat there in disbelief that I had lost yet again, for the second year in a row.

our faces after we lost

The auction ended. I turned around and a friend asked, "Do you want to share those 'hardwood heroes' boys i bought for $33? I thought about it, and said yes. 


So you're probably wondering why I posted this?
The moral of that little story:
When one door closes, another one opens.